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Other Sounds

These are sounds from various sources, all in mp3 format

= My favourites

An Audience With Billy Connolly

Beginning 1	159Kb	He begins the live to TV performance by considering the language he will use	0:32
Beginning 2	124Kb	He says how he has sworn all his life	0:25
Brail	115Kb	A road sign saying: To the Brail School	0:23
Folk	88Kb	The change that happened to Folk singing that made Billy get out of it	0:17
Hitler	95Kb	What Hitlers mum would have thought of him	0:19
Parents	98Kb	Stupid things parents say	0:19
Scotsingers	216Kb	Stupid Scottish singers	0:44
Weather	172Kb	Patronising TV, especially with the weather	0:35

25BC Video

Evangelist	336Kb	Talking about his favourite evangelist of the 80s who performed 'murkles'	1:08
Foul	153Kb	Tribal behaviour after a foul in football	0:30
Masturbation 1	157Kb	Not an unusual topic for Billy	0:31
Masturbation 2	109Kb	You're driven to it	0:22
Masturbation 3	161Kb	Rules get away with it	0:32
Masturbation 4	105Kb	Nosey people who will follow you and listen	0:21
Salmon	176Kb	Billy's new way to fish, called Nuttin' the Salmon	0:35
Shampoo 1	72Kb	The stupid amount of choice when it comes to shampoos	0:14
Shampoo 2	101Kb	As above	0:20
Twohalves	151Kb	Commentators stupid comments	0:30
Welly	325Kb	His Welly Boots song	1:05

Erect for 30 Years TV Special

Angels	36Kb	People who believe in angels	0:12
Clinton	165Kb	Saying John Major could never do Clintons job	0:33
Enema	20Kb	Giving his opinion of Brisbane after he went there for the first time and was mugged	0:03
Fuck	138Kb	You will find you use the word 'fuck' more often	0:27
Plain	110Kb	He's a plain-looking guy	0:22
Robin	102Kb	Robin Williams message to him at the end of the show	0:20
Underwear	201Kb	Clean underwear in case of accident	0:40

Highlights and Footlights CD

Circus	75Kb	One day the circus came to Glasgow	0:14
Dicedcarrots	223Kb	Why is there always diced carrots in your vomit?	0:45
Elephant	44Kb	Follow on from Circus	0:08
Laplanders	107Kb	Laplander joke	0:21
Moodforlove	60Kb	Getting your inflateable ladie ready	0:11
Pervert	69Kb	Ever thought about being a pervert?	0:13
Song	320Kb	He bagges out an audience member then sings a song	1:05

The Rest